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:))))))) - n8 - 04-12-2016
Aight so i know we got a lot of obese players ev0 Josh Killemz who is most likely going to live w/ their parents until they are 40, so here you go.
"How To Cook Omelettes!"
Ingredients:
- 1/4 bbq chicken
- 1/2 green & red capsicum
- 6 eggs
- 250ml milk
- 2 handfuls of cheese
- 7 pinches of pepper
- 6 pinches of salt
- dash of olive oil
Equipment:
- frypan
- wooden spoon / spatula
- plate
- fork (x2)
- bowl
- chopping board
- knife
Follow my few and easy steps!
Step 1:
Cut the ingredients, preheat stove top, add oil into pan.
Step 2 :
Cook chicken & capsicum w/ oil for 5-10 minutes. Add 4 pinches of pepper and salt
Step 3:
Crack eggs into a bowl, scramble them. Add cheese & milk. Mix well.
Step 4:
Add mixture into pan, make sure to spread the cheese evenly.
Step 5:
Try to flip half the omelette. DO NOT FUCK UP THE FLIP, or else it looks like shit (like mine).
Step 6:
Serve on a plate, add 2 pinches of pepper.
I know it looks like utter shit, however the flavour and texture is beautiful. Also it isn't as fattening as KFC.
Step 7:
Make sure to bring your food to your computer, since you have nothing better to do, and join any invex server of your liking, whilst eating!
I demand a food forum award & tutorial award :^)
RE: :))))))) - Forgotten - 04-12-2016
Oh hell yeah
RE: :))))))) - Triple - 04-12-2016
Hospitality teaching you well n8?
RE: :))))))) - Big Moist - 04-12-2016
im really hungry right now and you just made my stomach rumble, great now i gotta go get food :p
RE: :))))))) - lew - 04-12-2016
ur kitchen is trash
RE: :))))))) - coach davis - 04-12-2016
peasant cooking
RE: :))))))) - PhoeniX - 04-12-2016
Fuck Ye dood
Wait why aren't I there :C
RE: :))))))) - PoosKi - 04-12-2016
fat
RE: :))))))) - Dragon - 04-12-2016
n8 did you make this totourial just cause you knew what it felt like.
RE: :))))))) - ev0 - 04-12-2016
Probally the shittest looking omlette ive ever seen