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Ultimate Jailbreak Joke Cheatsheet - Bot Invex - 14-02-2016
Post a reply and an admin will edit this post with the good jokes.
You can bring up this thread in the JB server by typing !jokes
GENERAL JOKES
How many silvers does it take to change lightbulb?
None, they can't even climb the ladder.
What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch?
Names.
2 fishes are in a tank. One asks the other how do I drive this thing
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them
When warden says "Tell me a joke...", you say:
- You wandering skills.
- The CT team
- Your life
- This round
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican?
They steal all the green cards.
What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?
Jail break.
I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet
I don't know Y.
You know, if I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are really good at it.
What’s the difference between you and eggs?
Eggs get laid.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Whats red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool so I gave him a glass of water.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
INVEX COMMUNITY JOKES
What is the difference between my mum and brandonn?
My mum isn't easy.
What is the difference between [wardens name] and a vaccum cleaner?
Nothing, they both suck.
What is the difference between Killzone Gaming and the CTRL C+V keys?
Nothing, they both do the same thing.
RE: Ultimate Jailbreak Joke Cheatsheet - Vinyl - 14-02-2016
What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
Sorry, not sorry.
RE: Ultimate Jailbreak Joke Cheatsheet - Grom - 14-02-2016
Vinyl your meant to edit the first post lol
RE: Ultimate Jailbreak Joke Cheatsheet - Vinyl - 14-02-2016
I can't edit it, silly
RE: Ultimate Jailbreak Joke Cheatsheet - Grom - 14-02-2016
M8 I can though
RE: Ultimate Jailbreak Joke Cheatsheet - brandonn - 14-02-2016
2 fishes are in a tank. one asks how do i drive this thing
RE: Ultimate Jailbreak Joke Cheatsheet - Byte - 14-02-2016
(14-02-2016/03:52 PM)Vinyl Wrote: I can't edit it, silly
You can now, you weren't in JB admin group.
RE: Ultimate Jailbreak Joke Cheatsheet - asriel - 03-10-2016
Whos the pirate that lives under the sea?
Unluhcky
RE: Ultimate Jailbreak Joke Cheatsheet - Masta - 03-10-2016
What do you get if you stand between two llamas?
Llamanated.
RE: Ultimate Jailbreak Joke Cheatsheet - asriel - 03-10-2016
(03-10-2016/11:49 AM)Masta Wrote: What do you get if you stand between two llamas?
Llamanated.
You stole my joke