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RE: Rap Battle Thread #3 - asriel - 09-09-2016
@"The Collector"
You're a rubbish bin man, you belong in the sand with the rest of your fam
better watch out before you catch these hands, if you look at me then look at yourself
you just got roasted you little elf, get off the stage and in the crowd so you're not seen
and you're not found
skrt skrt
RE: Rap Battle Thread #3 - Trap - 09-09-2016
(09-09-2016/08:05 PM)Saanta Wrote: Forgotten :
Boi ,know your place
otherwise imma smash your face
"you're breaking the rules"
now im gonna go be cool
asriel:
Mate after im finished betting you
you're gonna look so much of a fool
Im gonna make you cry
Even if i have to die
Saanta:
Oi Saanta u cause a lot of banter
u look like a quear
Get the fk out of here
your mum make's me feel sick
how about u got choke on dick
Ya big ol Prick!
Boom (Mic Drop)!
RE: Rap Battle Thread #3 - Saanta - 09-09-2016
Kofe:
You think you're the knig
but my bars towards you is like a bee sting
you think you've got what it takes?
but your bars are like small snow flakes
You mum wanted to abort
because you act like a dork.
You are sitting here with no life
while i'm out in the world with a wife
i'm sitting here ruling this rap battle thread
And you're being getting ripped to shreads
Try me agian if you want to lose as always
but i you'll find yourself in a maze
RE: Rap Battle Thread #3 - asriel - 09-09-2016
Saanta
Santa, hey old man how you doing over there looks like you're uncomfy and do you need a hand?
I'm going to give you coal thats what you deserve, not the riches and fame like these other nerds
you're grubby and faulty like your PC and I'm going to smash you as if its like Marvel VS DC, you can
deliver a rhyme or fight against crime but then again you cannot recover this time
skrt skrt
RE: Rap Battle Thread #3 - Kofe - 09-09-2016
@'phat' you sneak in here like a rat,
nice lines, but sorry i need to make the splat.
really dude, im not trying to be a brat,
but yeah, How about that.
you want to know something about me?
my name is matty thats witha a double t*
im not here to put you to shame,
because you know that will be lame,
Why dont we be nice to eachother,
can you hear my brother?
phat, when you come with me to church dont wear a hat,
thats disrespectful, i dont like that.
#dicksoutinchurchforgod
Saanta Saanta Saanta Saanta
you say that your ruling this rap battle thread,
Kids get back down and continue giving me head,
no one is tearing me to shreads, besides your mum, on your bed,
sorry dude, im calling her hun, only reason being is that she so fun.
your saying that i dont have a life, and i got a wife?,
fuck up kid, i suggest that you get rid,
of everything you posted,
before i come again and you get roasted.
before that you type, make sure that its right,
read it over again make it bright
before you fuck up and look bad again
im just going to make this the end.
RE: Rap Battle Thread #3 - Saanta - 09-09-2016
Kofe :
You think you can do my mum, but we all know you're to dumb
you might want to stop now while you still can, Because ill always be a better man
you better walk away from this "before you fuck up and look bad again", because we all know your bars are plain
we all know you're a mistake, And give everyone a headache, because your always baked
You sitting here trying so hard to be good, but only if you could
After this your probably gonna give up as always, but if you are gonna keep going, hit me with a good phrase
You may as well stop trying to get the best post"before i come again and roast"
RE: Rap Battle Thread #3 - DESTINY - 09-09-2016
@"The Collector" you black dog
Your fish makes me want to overdose
Your dog makes me want to neck
Your cat makes bleach
And don’t answer back, this is hard shit to follow
And you can’t spit nigga
So you obviously must swallow
madderfakkker
Dobbo
Your lyrics are trash
they leave people with a rash
how did he even get baked
your the one working at steak n shake
u r just waisting your time
with your pathtetic made up ryhmes
so just crawl in your bed
cause tht rap u just read
it left u on the floor practically dead
AfricanWater
skittlez you better watch who your talking to
armand will destroy you he don't need a crew
hes lyrics ain't trash
don't get him mad he will smash
he will hit you like a head on collision crash
you better watch who you diss
your mama ain't here to give you a kiss
i have a relationship with your sis
ill take armands light work and destroy it
ill hit you so hard you'll have to quit
am the next lil wayne
ill show you some paine
ill cut your vein
ill cut your leg you'll have to walk with a cane
your bleeding you have a stein
the cop pulled you over your in the wrong lane
ill shot you with my gun
haha am having to much fun
the bullets hit you are you still stun?
you hungry go eat that hunny bun
i walk down the street with my bling
you have no bling all you have is a string
you suck at rapping you should start to sing
master obi one
What a lame rap lame as you
I am the king of rapping I will scare you boo!
I ride all night waiting for my next victim
I will destroy you
Then you could pick him
Learn from someone you can actually "rap"
not just a few lines and a tap
asriel
I am not impressed
ima finish the rest
we al know im the best
so why dont you take a rest
becouse i run this
and all the girls love dis
they think im so fresh
they think im so cool
they all know you the nerd of the school
so do what you do
and ima do me
but we know whos they best
of this family
before i kick you outa town
aw is that a frown
did ya mama just hit your crown
this is my style
my rymes ar heard across many miles
so take a look
the whole world shook
u get your rymes from a book
we dont go old school
know ou out as i blow you-
away understand i aint come here to play
lew
look magic shodow
your shadow
isnt there so get a new look
as an animal at the zoo
and then u can bring peanuts to feed
to the elephant's feet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Razor
Soul positionin'
Sole possession of poll position
Hold your breath and listen
While I resurrect these twenty-six letters
A lesson to beginners that tend to pale in comparison
You're not ill
And if you are, my notepad's full of medicine
Plus my freestyle is Excedrin
Take two hours and call me back with a new style
And show me you're prepared for the final frontier
Byte
Most of that was not a rap
More of a lesson
You need a nap
I am a speeder
I park by the meters
Set fire to your house
All you have left is your little mouse
I am amazing
Whats wrong with you STOP PHASING!
I am a lion
I am a tiger
The top of the food chain
I am just saying
This is my kingdom
Heres your lines now go sing em!
RE: Rap Battle Thread #3 - lank - 10-09-2016
Don't sit around trying to rap when obviously you can't
You also can't spit for shit
I am your supreme
No one can stop me
Everyone will fear me
For I am your supreme
(I don't know where this went or even if it "rapping but meh)
Also I had no clue what to say this just came to mind
Don't judge plez
RE: Rap Battle Thread #3 - collector - 10-09-2016
@"Llyynx" U have been judged
RE: Rap Battle Thread #3 - Saanta - 10-09-2016
@"Llyynx" :
Your sitting on the thread trying to talk about destiny,
but after my rap i'll leave you breathlessly,
so I better choose my words carefully
so you'll be broken down mentally.
You still a little 12vie faggot
and your mum on me was like a rabbit,
Now you'll never be the king
because i'm better than you at everything