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Pick up lines - Saanta - 23-07-2016
Ok bois, these are the best cheesy pickup lines i could find or think of so good luck picking up the girl, unless your Ownaj
1-You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall.... is in love with me
2-Do you have a name, Or can i call you mine?
3-Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u
4-Can I tie your shoe?, Because i don't want you falling for anyone else
5-Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you
6-I'm learning about important dates in history, Wanna become one of them?
7-I need some answers for my maths homework, Quick what's your number?
8-I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending
9-Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
10-There's a big sale in my bedroom right now, Clothes are 100% off!
11-If a fat man puts you in a sack, don't worry I told Santa i wanted you for christmas
12-Crap. Something is wrong with my phone. {Oh really. Whats is that?} It's just that.... your number isn't in it.
13-I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's, i'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it
14-I hope you know CPR, Because you took my breath away
15-Do you have a map, Because i keep getting lost in your eyes
16-Is your dad an art thief?, Because your a master piece
17-Hey baby, Are you a broom?, Because you just swept me off my feet
18-Do I know you, Because you look like my next Girlfriend
19-If I could rearrange the alphabet i would put U and I together
20-Your lips look lonely, Would they like to meet mine?
Ok thank you for looking through this thread and hope one of these get you laid or at least a quickie. Liek and Scrubscribe for more videos. If you like, You get a limited edition Rare pokemon inside my van. No jokes or scams
Saanta
RE: Pick up lines - Forgotten - 23-07-2016
I don't need these, I smash pussy anyways.
RE: Pick up lines - collector - 23-07-2016
lMAO Xd
Forgotten Pussy? You Get pussy? You mean u have a cat?
RE: Pick up lines - Forgotten - 23-07-2016
(23-07-2016/04:06 PM)The Collector Wrote: lMAO Xd
Forgotten Pussy? You Get pussy? You mean u have a cat?
No I was talking about your mother. @"The Collector"
RE: Pick up lines - Saanta - 23-07-2016
Shots fired!!!
RE: Pick up lines - collector - 23-07-2016
Forgotten My mother how about urs hers is already battle scared c;
RE: Pick up lines - Saanta - 23-07-2016
(23-07-2016/04:11 PM)The Collector Wrote: Forgotten My mother how about urs hers is already battle scared c;
And you know this how? Did you use her battle-scarred?
RE: Pick up lines - Forgotten - 23-07-2016
(23-07-2016/04:11 PM)The Collector Wrote: Forgotten My mother how about urs hers is already battle scared c;
Least she's even used.
Get fucked xd @"The Collector"
RE: Pick up lines - Saanta - 23-07-2016
(23-07-2016/04:13 PM)Forgotten Wrote:(23-07-2016/04:11 PM)The Collector Wrote: Forgotten My mother how about urs hers is already battle scared c;
Least she's even used.
Get fucked xd @"The Collector"
Dam Collector is getting roasted and toasted
RE: Pick up lines - collector - 23-07-2016
(23-07-2016/04:13 PM)Forgotten Wrote:(23-07-2016/04:11 PM)The Collector Wrote: Forgotten My mother how about urs hers is already battle scared c;
Least she's even used.
Get fucked xd @"The Collector"
Im getting bullied Forgotten when u think the internet is a safe place