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Lagalot's personal info... - Mathew_1 - 13-09-2017
Hello all! I was on invex combat surf today along with Sir Lagalot, 10 year old "neo" (aka "Tanner Fox" or "Sir lagalot my dad"), and @"Lil bro".
Now i thought this was another day of just the usual chat spam from me and lil bro of:
*DEAD* [ 1tapped ] Tanner Fox : i was looking at my sister
But it wasnt...
...today was... different...
Today i was thinking outside the box, and said aloud "Sir lagalot is my sister" instead of "sir lagalot is my dad"
Which got us all thinking, including lagalot, what if sir lagalot is neo's 7 year old sister?!?!?!
But even lagalot didnt know for sure!
You see, neo was looking at his sister when he died, which lagalot stated was because he was so beautiful, neo couldnt help but look!
BUT WAIT! How can Sir Lagalot be neo's sister and father as stated in his name?
Well you see, the history of the word daddy was first recorded in c.1500, but was used long before that, meaning "one's father". But recently, daddy has been a slang term used in a sexual or dominant way. So neo may have meant the recent meaning for the term daddy!!
But hmm?! This still doesnt make sense!! Because daddy is used by a female to a male! And therefore neo's sister (Sir lagalot) cannot be a daddy!!
My theory is, that neo is actually a girl and his sister (Lagalot) is a tranny! Which means that Sir Lagalot is neo's transgender sister, AND "daddy", at the same time!! Which explains why
*DEAD* [ 1tapped ] Tanner Fox : i was looking at my sister
The case is closed.
RE: Lagalot's personal info... - n8 - 13-09-2017
this is why you're not getting admin
RE: Lagalot's personal info... - PoosKi - 13-09-2017
Umm, OK then
RE: Lagalot's personal info... - stu - 13-09-2017
this is why you're bullied.
RE: Lagalot's personal info... - Leevie - 13-09-2017
illuminati confirmed
RE: Lagalot's personal info... - lb - 13-09-2017
Sir Lagalot do you have something you wanna tell us?
RE: Lagalot's personal info... - Sir Lagalot - 13-09-2017
@"lil bro" ok ok it's true. I didn't want to tell you guys because I knew you'd bully me about it
I confess, I am Neo's transgender sister. Until I was about four or five I didn’t know I wasn’t a girl, to be honest with you. One of my earliest memories, about five years old, was being yelled at by a teacher for going to the toilet with the girls. About the same age I realised I was different to these other boys. At the age of nine I refused to have my hair cut. I didn’t have it cut until I was 16, because having it cut was such a torment to me.
School was extremely difficult. I got bullied a lot. I was picked on for being too thin, for being feminine, for not liking football, for hanging round with girls, for having long hair. They mocked everything they could think of in terms of gender and sexuality.
I learned what trans meant through YouTube. I knew how I felt but I didn’t know there was a term for it. I was basically just trying to Google what I felt. A lightbulb went off in my head and I thought, this explains all the issues I’ve had as long as I can remember.
Then when I started surfing on invex I was ashamed of myself. I was scared that I wouldn't be accepted because of my sexuality. That's why I hid it from all of you. When my sister, neo, started playing on the server I was scared that she would let something slip. I guess even with all the precautions I took you guys still found out.
I hope you guys won't judge me too hard now that you know. I was just trying to protect myself from the hate
RE: Lagalot's personal info... - lb - 13-09-2017
Sir Lagalot shoulda banned her aye
Mathew_1
RE: Lagalot's personal info... - PhoeniX - 13-09-2017
I'd 100% wank to a neo and sir lagalot porno
10 year old, 7 yr old, girl, tranny, incest. That's all what ya need.
RE: Lagalot's personal info... - lb - 13-09-2017
(13-09-2017/09:42 PM)PhoeniX Wrote: I'd 100% wank to a neo and sir lagalot porno
10 year old, 7 yr old, girl, tranny, incest. That's all what ya need.
horses and cats too im guessing