I enjoy playing the deathmatch server alot but the lag is just unreal.
Idk if it is server lag but whatever it is it needs to be stopped. The server is really hard to play on because it is constantly lagging and us people who try and get the top ranks it is hard for us because we get killed because of lag

Like always just a suggestion but this is annoying me alot.

- Jynxx

Alright, sup guys. Soooo Basically (Just a little run down) i use to be an admin on a GMOD Death run server called Pentagon Gaming. Great server, sucks they aren't around any more . Anyways so basically on the forums there, we had this little thing going, basically i think you guys know already. 1 Word Story! Good guess guys (Alliteration at it's finest, fuck i'm good at English) .... So basically, 1 person comments 1 word and then another person comments 1 word and we basically are going to create a story, i will frequently update the story below and yeah it will be great banter. So yeah just to start things off:
Also real quick, lets use correct grammar, we are not plebs. GL HF 

Once upon a time, 


Lets also keep this not to fucked up alright boys. I can tell already this story is gonna be great.

Name of offender:♔ Matt

Server : Jailbreak

Steam ID: Cant Find

Steam Profile Link:
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198276171459/

Date & Time: 31/3/2016 12:16 PM

Map: jp_spy_vs_spy_beta7

Witnesses (if any): west, magic moist

Evidence: It was joke day and magic moist made a joke and west was a ct and no one typed no but he insta killed

Reason for abuse report: Mass Freekiller

Alright, multiple people have told me how to do the jail boost, but i just can't seem to do it.

I can do it when you get into jail and run too it and get the boost
But
When I try to purposely fall into jail and get the boost it doesn't work.
Whenever i try I hold two keys, like people have said
W+D+SPACE.
But it just lands me really awkwardly without no boost in jail
Can someone make a video or give a super in-depth detail of how you get the boost?
here's a quick video of me trying to do it. P.S Ear rape is there. you've been warned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8YLlUcNJkM

Its been 3-4 days since i bought VIP and it still hasn't come through my account?

Yo guys. what are the vip commands. could you say what they are and what they do. Thanks!

Either remove it from warden tools completely or change it similar to admin command to slap once... Too many times people mistakenly activate it (or on purpose) and there is really no good reason for wardens to use it unless playing slap bank (which individual slaps would be far more useful).

Name of offender: Big Cock

Server (Surf Combat/Surf FFA DM/ Jailbreak/ FFA DM): JailBreak

Steam ID [Find it here]: STEAM_0:1:118152982

Steam Profile Link: http://steamcommunity.com/id/swaggypurmom/

Date & Time: 11pm-12am 30th/3/16

Map: Jb_renegade_V5

Witnesses (if any): HelloWolrd, ZammyLord, Crazy, and the rest of the server

Evidence: demo in attachments

Reason for abuse report:
Alright so big cock, comes on every night after all admins are gone, he freekills, baits, camps armoury and other places, and justs be a fucking cock sniff. I have multiple demo reocordings of him doing this and ill gladly send them to anyone who wants them, everyone hates him when he does this shit

Hello, It has come to my attention that everyone on surf FFA Deathmatch ABUSES the M249, because it is basically the negev with the "weapon_accuracy_nospread 1" command. If you did not know, All of the weapons are 100% accurate and people are abusing it. May it be through jail camping or just spamming the hell out of it everywhere.

I would thoroughly suggest to maybe remove the M249 from the weapon choices just like the negev, because they are practically the same thing.

Cheers, Riggsy  

Hu guys i'm gonna reset all of my points in surf and hopefuly in three days of play or 72 hours of cs I will be top 10.
# Do you think I can do it or do you think I will fail?
# Any tips?
# How can somebody get better?
Please suggest or comment below!