Rap Battle Thread #7

[Bot Invex]

Lets go.

RULES:

• 4 lines or 8 lines bars ONLY.
  
• Diss the person above you.
  
• Bonus points if you use something they said in the last post.
  
• Drop mad bars! (but follow all forum rules).
  

Also get the Forum Game Participant award for participating.

[Slimey !]

Beax
The Rent drops deep as does my Brick.
I never gaming, 'cause to gaming is the mother of nick.
Beyond the walls of combat surf, life is defined.
I think of Idiot when I'm in a New Zealand state of mind.

Hope the trick got some stick.
My kick don't like no dirty flick.
Run up to the nick and get the tick.

In a New Zealand state of mind.
What more could you ask for? The nerd Rent?
You complain about Intellectually-challenged.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the event.

When I was young my mother had a content.
I waz kicked out without no lament.
I never thought I'd see that consent.
Ain't a soul alive that could take your mother's essence.

[RipeTomato]

Slimey ! (went over the limit in this one)

here you come rolling up thinking ur top shit
but in reality youve got no grit.
your personality sucks.
more than you wanna suck c**k
youre a little desperate
youre justing waiting on the clock.

Youre honestly a joke.
why are you still here?
oh wait you think your god,
that you conquer fear.

Im sick of this bullshit
all the lies from your mouth
youre digging yourself deeper
youre just going south.

[zac]

RipeTomato

Invex's most annoying kid
Probably going to grow up to be a retarded skid.
No one gives a fuck about your robux
Your aim in every game fucking sucks.

[Jae]

RipeTomato what more could you ask for?
a squeaky twelve, that always wants more
someone that leaches off his mothers credit card
this is the big boys area, youll need a guard
arnt you like 8, Kaos s nose is bigger than your future
fuck off invex and go back to bed

zac dont drop your sack
u think ur edgy, the edgiest part about you is your square head
buddy isnt it time for you to go to bed ?
go have a cry about your 800usd
u think ur cool cuzz u scam buddy
well i think you should just hang from a tree
Oh and nice senior member app after 4 months Ecksdeee

[lb]

Jae
nibba u gay

[Saanta]

Slimey !
"Hey do you wanna play", Everyone would rather turn gay
your skills on fortnite are appalling, you are that trash you are mostly crawling.
I would recommened you to watch tips and tricks, but you may aswell be layin bricks
if you were smart enough, then you shouldn't have bluffed

RipeTomato
So I heard you don't know the rules, around here, to me your'e mules
don't try to act cool on the server, if so you should just be an observer
You really don't know when to stop trying, if you continue all you be doing is crying
Ripe you always need people to play with, but in a lobby your the fifth

Shit raps
hit me with that gey shit, comon

[wow]

@"Axel." 
Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted. In one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
The whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke
He's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo
This whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him



You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime (yo)
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime (yo)
(You better)

The soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a new world order
A normal life is boring, but superstardom's close to postmortem
It only grows harder, homie grows hotter
He blows. It's all over. These hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's known as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water
His hoes don't want him no more, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it's old partner, but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da da da



No more games, I'mma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfucking roof off like two dogs caged
I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhyming and stepped right into the next cypher
Best believe somebody's paying the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9 to 5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's getting even harder
Trying to feed and water my seed, plus
Teeter totter caught up between being a father and a primadonna
Baby, mama drama's screaming on her
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's gotten me
To the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot or I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfucking option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
So here I go it's my shot.
Feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got



You can do anything you set your mind to, man

[blue]

@"Spookington" got any more words to write?
Maybe you should get out of your room and get some sunlight
and go be active and not copy paste,
or go jump into a barrel of toxic waste.
"if you had one shot" you probably can't even get one thot.
I will then hit that jumpshot on you.
thats all from me mate my name is blue.

[blue]

Jae your admin app got rejected,
player "Jae" has just disconnected
you should try to be less toxic to little kids,
and go outside to open your eyelids.
You stupid "weetard" who says Ecksdeee?
Go drown yourself in the black sea
I dont know anyone who wouldn't agree,
Don't even try to fuck with me.


edit note* I don't really mean any of the things I am saying and I am not trying to be toxic or anything.