Rap Battle Thread #7

[DJC]

Roses are red
Autistics are named blue
Your rap is gay
But so are you

blue

[blue]

Roses are red
Violets are blue,
I've got five fingers,
the middle one is for you.

DJC

[DJC]

I like green bannana's and pink ice cream
Wobbly jelly makes me scream
My mum's burgers are pretty nice
But fish and chips are for me

(Chorus)
Fish and chips
Fish and chips
Makes me want to lick my lips
I eat them for breakfast lunch and tea
Fish and chips are for me! 

( rap )
Cornflakes for breakfast?
Yeah man they'll do
But can't I have fish and chips with that too?
Mum and dad I'm not been mean
But other food is rubbish
All I want are some fish and chips
Yo ya know I love those burnt chips and soggy pizzas b... b... but
I pester my poor mum to buy me some
FISH AND CHIPS! 

Fish and chips
Fish and chips
Make me want to lick my lips
I eat them for breakfast lunch and tea fish and chips are for me!

Reply back nerds
Razor 

[Byte]

Jae I hope you're ready I'm about to ruin you fool,
Calling me a lolicon yet you watch anime in school,
Trying to get a mug? You ain't even a senior so shut your trap,
@"Lil Bro" will be staff while you're still making your 8th admin app,

You're done kid, you're just a hack,
Not talking metaphorically, I'm talking about VAC,
My bars are insane, worship me like royality, a king,
8-bit crowns and Invex donation funded bling bling,

[PoosKi]

Hey Byte, just stop.
You look like a bloody old mop
And ima bout to hit you hard leaving you scarred
But you've just been hit down on your ass.

Yikes

[Jae]

Jae I hope you're ready I'm about to ruin you fool,
Calling me a lolicon yet you watch anime in school,
Trying to get a mug? You ain't even a senior so shut your trap,
@"Lil Bro" will be staff while you're still making your 8th admin app,

You're done kid, you're just a hack,
Not talking metaphorically, I'm talking about VAC,
My bars are insane, worship me like royality, a king,
8-bit crowns and Invex donation funded bling bling,

Byte, you call invex a server ?
ive seen a fucking trade lounge with more pop than invex
they even had a sustainable, lag free server imagine that
lag here, lag there, lag everywhere
before you come at me about watching anime
you should stop watching naked vids of prepubescent girls
youre a lolicon, get a reality check

you call yourself a developer, buddy you cant even fix hit reg
ive seen skyprah (an 11 year old boy) run a better server than this
talking about invex funds when you cant even fund drug habbit
fuck i even had to do MYbb for you because your to inbred
buddy i think you're just fucked in the head


not as good as yours ill admit but i had to reply 

fuck you Byte

[CitizenX]

I hear you talkin' shit, bro you think you're the heat
Please bow down to defeat you're barely mince meat
Stop with the street talk, and start to do the street, walk
Lock yourself in and tell me this, how you gonna battle with this sick shit that I spit bitch
See you still flappin' your jaws, prepare to be thrown in the ocean
In the middle with jaws
Or prefer to be served and severed with claws, knock on the doors Of absolute death you may
But please be ready for the automatic failures you may make
So take this and wait for another dismembering, remembering
The tethering of your dream and how it was minced to pieces
Believe in yourself please, to save you now you'll be needin'
Help from Jesus
You think I'm copy, pastin' please, tell me how you're actin' up
Better be quite or Imma bout to bitch smack your mouth shut
For good, yeah man talk the hood talk better go back and walk the hood walk you ain't had the taste of a real G
Get back down to your level and prepare to be beat
Writin' on your sheet, like you're deep please bitch your weak
You ain't on my level or a level at all, take a vacation
Up the damn wall and fall
Humpty Dumpty, I must be rusty but you better knock the shit Down if you goin' against me
I'm hard to beat, you're hardly cheese compared to these beats And this emcee
You ready, alright, so come on down, I bet you to do it
Let's see if you got the balls or if you're just truant
To me, yeah let's keep an eye, on your ass as the heat intensifies
Talk to me in a smart tone, prepare to meet your demise
Throw you, a hundred million miles is what im finna do
Call me Son Goku
I already told you, what I'm gonna do, finna plow through
Yeah man try to tackle a topic more intense then mine
I always rap from the heart, make the fake rappers sigh
But I really really don't give at all a flying fuck
My chance of making this shit is the same as seein' a flyin' truck
Or it could all depend on some serious luck
Maybe I'll release a track that is heard my millions
Make it big and to the top and make billions
But that's a dream for another day, I'm here to take you down
Don't care what you say
Freestylin' this rap shit to the grave
Rap battlin' bitches in my spare time for loose change
Please, all of you fake ass rappers are plan
Make like like a plane and take the next trip away
Far away, from here I don't need to here your shit anymore
I'm tired of it now, next place to be, will be a fuckin' morgue
But let me just let you all know this, I'm sick of it, all of it
So listen next time I write another track
Listen to the facts I spit, and find it through my old wack rap crap
I know I've said some shit, that know I demise
But just look at my own and, your own life
But this time, through my eyes
I got a couple little bitches that need a little call out
But I'll reside, got more and more, don't get me wrong
Now get the fuck back home and call your mom
Continue to rap please, just leave me alone
I'm done hearing wack disses like this
I'm sick of this, listening to this petty as shit
Bitch


@Jae slut  

[blue]

Here we go again,
your rap is not original
but if you could actually rap that would be a miracle.
You say “call me Son Goku”
you have a shit avatar, fuck you
Your name is Citizen X
and imma keep rappin, who’s next?
if you want some rap tips send me a text.

CitizenX

[Nigel]

Here we go again,
your rap is not original
but if you could actually rap that would be a miracle.
You say “call me Son Goku”
you have a shit avatar, fuck you
Your name is Citizen X
and imma keep rappin, who’s next?
if you want some rap tips send me a text.

CitizenX

youve had 4 attempts now and they've all sucked
now settle down kid before you get fucked
If i had a dollar for one of your shit rhymes,
you might bribe the teachers to pass high school this time.


id rather take rap tips from a polio ridden rat
or from a non-gangster german aristocrat
at least they know how to sound out a word
t-t-t-t-t-today junior, you fucking nerd


 love you son.
ps my syllable work is shit lmao

[Triple]

n8, listen here Mr irrelevant
you're the size of an elephant
intellectually disabled, you know my rhymes are fatal
the way you play rl makes me think you should just stick to e-girls