Swag Comp

[moist]

okso im doing this coz yolo.
so you need to write a fake life story and the best will win a prize. this will be judged by me and some other peeps.
it must include:
a @"gegmin" reference
the word "shat"
how you were born (detailed)

examples for story":
my name if banna. I was born in your basement with a fat kid named @"gegmin" as the doctor. I had a pet dragon which shat on me. the end
(this is a shit example. make yours nicer.)(idk what im doing. im dumb sorry)
Creds up for grabs and I can give some out for Surf 1V1 retakes and the other ones.

[Cameron]

I came out of my mums vagina, then my friend shat on my head and I ate it, then I fucked my dog and leafy got the idea off me because I am actually the chick who fucks dogs

[Big Moist (BANNED)]

I was born by my 12 year old fat dad @gegmin. He looked after me for a while, he never really learnt my name... He just called me fat. He ate a lot of bunanas and aspired to be like Dandy (BANNED) the king of bunanas, he just became fat, he also shat a lot.... Because he was fat. Whenever I brought home an exam with my name on it he would point to my name and state "You spelt fat wrong." I cried. The end.

[Ownaj]

@gegmin took a fat shit. That shit was me.

[gutterfucker (BANNED)]

I was not born, I simply came into being milennia ago.
I, the one true @gegmin, am the fattest fat of them all.
Thousands of years passed in my life, and I eventually came to meet Dandy (BANNED).
I took a fucking steaming, curdled shat on his lopsided fucking canhead and shot myself seventeen times in the chest.
I live on, and this is where I am now.

[moist]

ok Cameron Big Moist (BANNED) @"gegmin" and Ownaj
the winner is
the one
and only
Big Moist (BANNED)
gratz moist u won 256 creds
and everyone else won 3 credits!
yay!

[Prince]

@"gegmin" u fit i mean fet i mean fat i mean fatty i mean fatso

i win

[gutterfucker (BANNED)]

@"gegmin" u fit i mean fet i mean fat i mean fatty i mean fatso

i win

Byte clear example of the excessive abuse Prince has been spouting at me non-stop, just get this toxic harasser off the server ;-;

[Razor]

I'm bored asf so Ima post this anyways
As I was born I crawled out of the dark world known as my mother's tight pussy into the light. And as I grew up and failed to pass a Detroit school, I decided that I had to become a fat Hooker known as @"gegmin". I shat on other people for money at a rate of $69.99 an hour and as I got through life I realized that @"gegmin" was a shit name and I had to be called the black Prince due to my big black little toe. I fisted people for a living with my big black little toe and then died of being choked too hard the end. I hope you all enjoyed my autism at work

[moist]

that was great Razor ill give u 3 creds