Would You Rather?

[aru]

I would have razors ping, I would starve to death if vulture tried to drop me.

Would you rather be as easy like @llyynx or be as fat as n8

[lank]

Be as easy as @"Llyynx" :^)

Would you rather peel all your nails out of your fingers or pull all the teeth out of your mouth

[Razor]

Peel the nails b0i
Would you rather be friends with Killemz or get cancer with a 10% chance of surviving

[Mourning Wood]

Get cancers

Would you rather jump into a tub of oiled dildos (high change they get into something or another) or be penetrated by razor

[stu]

be penetrated by razor, he's a sexy boi. No eyebrows, with heaps of pubes, or eyebrows with heaps of ass hair.

[Seth]

I'd be penetrated by gayzor.
Would you rather be as active on jb as @"TripleCDawg" or be as active as brandonn on all of Invex?

[PhoeniX]

Be as active as @"TripleCDawg"

Would you rather be a global admin who can't use commands, or a surf admin who can use commands

[Josh]

I would rather be a surf admin with commands.

Would you rather stomp on a puppy or be tortured for 15 minutes?

[Forgotten]

I'd rather be tortured for 15 minutes because I want to die.

Would you rather be killed by a plane flying into your work building or be blown up by an unexpected person with a bomb?

[Masta]

I'd rather be tortured for 15 minutes because I want to die.

Would you rather be killed by a plane flying into your work building or be blown up by an unexpected person with a bomb?

Depending on how close the bomb is, i'd probably go with the plane because 9/11 memes.

Would you rather jump into a pit of mashed up dead cats or swim through a pool of shit?