I Would Like To Buy A Dad

[Cookiemeister]

Im willing to pay a person some sort of payment to be my father for the next 88 years.
I will also be willing to hack on your CS:GO account as your payment but the hacks wont improve my skill so u might as well hack.
Anyways plz reply if u would like to be payed to be my father

[Forgotten]

me!!11

[Masta]

$5?

[PhoeniX]

$5 c:

[PoosKi]

You don't meet my requirements sorry

[Razor]

Elmo

[Cookiemeister]

me!!11

YEET, you are now my father

[moist]

Cookiemeister my m8 Gerkin will be ur dad if u buy him PUBG (players unknown battle ground)

[n8]

JUST BAD hey X

[asriel]

stop.