How to make a coffee?

[PhoeniX]

boiling water, pour ur milk n shit. get some coffee shit. and fucking stir that cunt. with sugar

if you want a strong one (which i like, real strong coffee) just dont add alot of milk and lots of coffee beans.

[Sir Lagalot]

n8 how?

[lb]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Deg7VrpHbM

[n8]

I mean I am technically a certified barista.

Firstly you purge the steam wand on the coffee machine, then you filter through some water to make sure it's clean. After that you need to delete you forum account from invex, sign up to priority gaming and constantly flail out "invex is so dead", even tho invex has received like every donation goal for almost a year and is positive money wise. After that step make sure you come back to invex, suck pretty much all the staff members dicks (@triplecdawg can teach you some nice methods), after that make sure the coffee beans are fresh and come from an air sealed container, place them in a grinder. Push down and then twist the grinder, place in the handle attachment, filter water though into a cup. This should go for 25-30 seconds. Heat up the milk, poor the milk into the cup and then apply for invex admin. If you actually want to get invex admin tho, just be friends with one current admin. If your admin friend +1's you, all the other Admins will follow and +1, because most people are sheep.

Hope that tutorial helped! Sir Lagalot BlackJack

[PhoeniX]

what the actual fuck n8 everyone acts like a sheep in admin apps, that is kinda me because i feel id get hated on for -1

your inspirational words have made me overcome my fear of getting bullied even more. thank you sir

[Andi]

Sheereppp

[Wibble]

MMMM your the tumor of this cancer sever called invex