Rap Battle Thread #1

[Deamo]

Chef dude lets keep it real
your dick is slimier then a fucken eel
i think you need to go get a check up
then you can bibbity bobbity back the fuck up

[CHEF]

fuck up deamo, how'd you even get member?
if you take one more step, you'll be dismembered
you used that last line in another rap
get the fuck out, asap

[gutterfucker (BANNED)]

CHEF, my mate, take a deep breath
your raps can't beat the raps of a man on meth
simmer the fuck down before you get cooked,
your appointment with my 1tap has been booked

[CHEF]

piss off gutter
you spluttering fucker
you got 1 gegged on comp night
now let mummy tuck you in and say night-night

[gutterfucker (BANNED)]

Let me just get something straight
are these shitty raps real or bait?
fuck man, put your back into it
your proverbial rap throat has been slit

[AngryDove]

gutter you'll take more than 1tap to kill me
I'm ashamed that you got boosted to silver 3
now I know where your name comes from
it's that shitty place you call home

[Byte]

@gutter, I really like your profile pic,
Its nice and big......unlike your dick,
And stop with the 1-tap, im about to give you a 1-slap,
To knock your neck fat outta your chin strap,

[gutterfucker (BANNED)]

Byte's high as a kite, clearly his mind ain't right
can't tell which man to respond to, what shite
your aim is disgusting and your health is zero
whereas I reign supreme, rebeller and hero

[Big Moist (BANNED)]

So this kids tryna rap and his name is Dandy (BANNED)
But he is worse at JB than Andy Fken Pandy
Hes not even a real bunanna
Be just loves taking it up the ass from his transgender mumma

[Righteous]

Big moist you're at it again
With the piss-poor raps and your fat double chin
Your guard team, they're all fuckin twelvies
Go get some CTS that ain't Andy Fking Pandies