Corrupt A Wish

[Bot Invex]

Suggested by: AngryDove

Corrupt A Wish!

Look at the wish in the post above you and corrupt the wish.
If someone wishes something such as "I wish I was rich", you must corrupt it by saying something like "you're rich but you become lonely".
Then post your own wish for the next person to corrupt!

[Byte]

I wish I could slow down time.

[Vinyl]

You can slow time down but you can't 1tap.

I wish I could shoot bananas out of my hands.

[Byte]

You can shoot bananas out of your hands but they are extremely rotten, mushy and smell.

I wish I was boosted to SMFC like brandonn in CSGO.

[gutterfucker (BANNED)]

You get boosted and are then humiliated at the fact that you were boosted by the easiest player on the planet.

I wish I could have three wishes.

[brandonn]

I'm at school and I get abused on the forums

[brandonn]

I wish I wasn't easy

[Byte]

I wish I wasn't easy

You aren't easy but....sorry dude I can't even imagine a world that you aren't easy in.

Also @gutter,
You have 3 wishes but you use them all on opposite day.

I wish I could bunny hop in real life.

[Ownaj]

Byte you can bunnyhop in real life but each time you hop your legs slowly wear down each hop leading on to broken/mutilated legs in a few months/years

[AngryDove]

Since Ownaj didn't wish anything... I wish I had a knife