hi

[Razor]

When I die, I don't want to be buried or cremated. I want my corpse stripped of all flesh and other organic matter so that only the clean white bones remain. The skeleton must then be prepped so it can stand up by itself without any support. Maybe a taxidermist can help with that part.

After that's done, I want my skeleton to be dressed up like a pimp. I'm talking a luxurious purple cloak with a white soft collar, made out of stoat fur. On top of my grinning skull a big royal crown embedded with the most precious jewels. And a gold scepter with a big diamond on the top for my boney hand to rest on. And to top it all off: cheap black sunglasses where my eyes were before.

I don't care if it costs me all my savings, or that I have to deal with shady characters to circumvent the law here. I also don't care what happens with my skeleton after that. I mean, it would be nice to be displayed in some sort of museum or theme park for everyone to see my glorious cadaver, but I'd also be cool with it if I'd become part of some rich guy's cabinet of curiosities.

To be perfectly clear: I don't listen to hip-hop music or have any friends in the sex industry, but to become a pimp skeleton is my ultimate destiny.