advice?

[CHEF]

yo i really wanna go for veteran and im just wondering

do i need to be fat?
because @gegmin is fat and he got vet so now i really want it
but wait my belt stopped dating me and cheated on me for him...

do i need to date a belt to be veteran?

im really unsure of this because you know i only had 1 relationship with a belt before and it didnt last long
sooo do i need to be a veteran at dating belts?

anyways im riding on my pet rock so let me know before we go on holidays
ecP