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[gutterfucker (BANNED)]

I was not born, I simply came into being milennia ago.
I, the one true @gegmin, am the fattest fat of them all.
Thousands of years passed in my life, and I eventually came to meet Dandy (BANNED).
I took a fucking steaming, curdled shat on his lopsided fucking canhead and shot myself seventeen times in the chest.
I live on, and this is where I am now.