How to not be an asshole on JB

[Soona]

I'm sure anyone can admit, JB can get very cancerous at times. There's certain people that just make you cringe at anything they do. Here's some tips on how not to be that person.

General

1. Stop screaming! If you want something to be heard, just type it because if you start yelling, someone else has to start yelling to get their words across as well.


2. Listen to the admins, they know what they're talking about. I hate to admit it but I was recently a bit of an asshole because I decided to argue a rule with an admin since I was 100% correct (I wasn't). Just listen to them and save the embarrassment of being kicked from the server and everyone havin' a giggle at it.


CT Side (the largest section because the majority of assholes are killhungry CT's)

1. If you aren't sure, just don't shoot. There have been countless times when a CT hasn't been listening to the Warden's damn rules and decide to assume that the T's were told to button freeze (even though they were told to stay in the confines) and decide to shoot up the place. Just listen, it's your job as a CT and it's fucking awful when you freekill and ruin that T's round. It's also embarrassing for you to get screamed hate at by everyone because of the free kill (see general 1.)


2. Stop being extremely Nazi. The T's are there to simply have fun and play a map game:

Scenario 1 - If they're not ass on bars in exactly 2 fucking seconds then who cares? Walk up to the cell and tell them "you're in a hotcell, just come up to the door and face the back of your cell". Oh, but no, Mr. Nazi over here is so fucking scared of that T, bhoping around in his cell unsure that he's even in a hotcell that he has to shoot him in the face and ruin that round for him. 

Scenario 2 - You tell the T's to rush to that beam and button freeze. They all rush there, no probs, but a guy is bored af because he's probably been doing nothing for the past minute since 1 "rebeller" (actually a guy stuck in cell) has to have every CT hunting them and delaying the round. This guy in the stack buttonfrozen just wants to press a button. He jumps. Warden: UNSTACK, KOS, THAT GUY IS KOS, KILL ON SIGHT, FUCK HIM UP... But why. maybe if he ran out of the beam, I'd probably be ok with shooting him, but jumping once? Fuck off and stop being so kill hungry. 

Scenario 3 - You tell the T's to unstack between these two beams and button freeze. Oh, but wait, this guy is standing inside the beam and gets killed. Wtf? I'm pretty sure this isn't actually allowed anymore (thank god) but if you didn't know this was against the rules and you still do this, go play Panzers because this game isn't for you. (it's a game about being a Nazi fyi)


3. Get yourself in half decent positions. Rather than standing 5 meters away from all the stacked T's, with your crosshair aimed above everyones head waiting for the guy in scenario 2, go and stand at a fucking doorway and block it. If you're so keen to start killing off T's then stand at a doorway and wait for a guy to rush to it, simple?


4. Stop pushing buttons:

Scenario 1 - If the Warden is trying to give rules for a map game, don't push the button to play the Cha Cha Slide song. 1. It's loud and no one will be able to hear me for shit. 2. You're meant to be protecting the warden. If you're focused on pushing these buttons and have your back turned to the T's, they could so easily come up and knife you or me. As a CT it's your job to protect the warden, simple as that.

Scenario 2 - So the T's are playing a game of soccer on Lego. Blue team is about to score but this random CT sees the 'low gravity' button and decides to push it since the blue team is about to score anyway. BUT NO, he fucking resets the ball to the middle of the pitch, ruining the game.

Scenario 3 - So you're about to send the T's into skipping. They're button frozen just outside the entrance and about to be told to go in. You tell them all to enter and stay in the confines of skipping but wait! What a coincidence, at the same time a CT manages to turn it on because "I didn't realize you were going to send them in yet" - Random Guard 2k16


5. If the Warden is talking, shut the fuck up. Look at that, you can't be muted by the Warden, unlike the T's. So that gives you a golden ticket to have a conversation about how you grew your first pube today? No, just don't talk if you don't need to, 2 ez.


6. Just read the rules and learn them before you embark to the foreign land of CT, Period. (ehe, period)


7. Look at their skins. It's really simple but if there's a no-skin, they're going to be new. Give them some slack and let them learn the rules rather than not even letting them out of their cells, because you never indicated that they were in a fucking hotecell (see CT 2  - Scenario 1)


Terrorists

1. This is going to refer directly to CT 2. Don't push your luck. If you're told to rush to a beam and buttonfreeze, just rush to the beam and buttonfreeze. If you make the decision to jump and get killed by this asshole on CT, do NOT have a cry about it. "Omg this CT needs to get a life that Nazi killhungry fucker". Sure, they might be a Nazi killhungry fucker but you broke the rules, just deal with it and follow the very simple orders.


2. This is a very personalised suggestion and it's only relevant to a select few. If it's 2am on a Saturday night, don't rebel (or just generally late on any night). The Warden just wants to have a chill, funday. He'll let you out and just tell you to go to soccer. Don't go to armoury, get an AK and shoot down the CT's then act like you're a big boy who's better than everyone, just go to soccer and let the Warden put you in teams. Sure, it can sometimes be funny to kill a CT late at night for a giggle, but don't do it round, after round, after round, after round. You'll just end up getting freekilled because you're boring as batshit.


3. Read rule G1 in the actual rules and stop being an arrogant prick.


I don't really know what else to add, so I'll leave it there for now. 

Squid, out.

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