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GENERAL JOKES
How many silvers does it take to change lightbulb?
None, they can't even climb the ladder.
What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch?
Names.
2 fishes are in a tank. One asks the other how do I drive this thing
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them
When warden says "Tell me a joke...", you say:
- You wandering skills.
- The CT team
- Your life
- This round
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican?
They steal all the green cards.
What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?
Jail break.
I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet
I don't know Y.
You know, if I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are really good at it.
What’s the difference between you and eggs?
Eggs get laid.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Whats red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool so I gave him a glass of water.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
INVEX COMMUNITY JOKES
What is the difference between my mum and brandonn?
My mum isn't easy.
What is the difference between [wardens name] and a vaccum cleaner?
Nothing, they both suck.
What is the difference between Killzone Gaming and the CTRL C+V keys?
Nothing, they both do the same thing.
You can bring up this thread in the JB server by typing !jokes
GENERAL JOKES
How many silvers does it take to change lightbulb?
None, they can't even climb the ladder.
What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch?
Names.
2 fishes are in a tank. One asks the other how do I drive this thing
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them
When warden says "Tell me a joke...", you say:
- You wandering skills.
- The CT team
- Your life
- This round
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican?
They steal all the green cards.
What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?
Jail break.
I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet
I don't know Y.
You know, if I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are really good at it.
What’s the difference between you and eggs?
Eggs get laid.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Whats red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool so I gave him a glass of water.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
INVEX COMMUNITY JOKES
What is the difference between my mum and brandonn?
My mum isn't easy.
What is the difference between [wardens name] and a vaccum cleaner?
Nothing, they both suck.
What is the difference between Killzone Gaming and the CTRL C+V keys?
Nothing, they both do the same thing.
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