Member

[coach davis]

My name is Cal and I've been playing Jailbreak for haft a year/28,000+ min and i think its time to do something different on this community so i am going for member and i think its a big step going for member and i think i am ready for it. I've donated $40 to help out the Invex community and i what to make that number bigger than my penis.
I also sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.