Do all admins actually know the rules?

[Orange Juice]

So was playing on great river today, with a bunch of the invex community online at the time. And i started to lag real bad, so i went down to the teleporters and went into one of the 2 secret rooms at the bottom (the ones where you need to crouch to get into). I had a teammate alive, but i still got a slay for delaying.
Now lets be honest. Admins only apply rules to benefit themselves. 
I often see admins going afk for a small amount of time during a round to fix their ping or do something quickly, and then return.
And when someone says "the admins delaying!" they will tell you "no, im not the last one alive". But if a member of the community does the exact same thing, they get a slay?
At first i thought, omg why did i get a slay, but i realised what i did was breaking the rules.
The rule states "No delaying rounds by hiding from other players or refusing to surf".
This rule does NOT state that if you have a teammate alive it is fine to go afk. 
BUT this is not the only fake rule, the most popular rule which is actually made up is the rule of Telecamp before 3 seconds.
Everyone can relate to this rule as it appears so many times a day, this is a fake rule.
Many members think this is an actual rule because admins just leave it and say yeah sure its a rule now i guess.

So the next time an admin encourages a fake rule, its going on the forums. I wouldnt be so cut if this didnt happen so often...

!EDIT: I dont think some of you understand... L4G4LOT did the right thing in slaying me, but my point is that some admins are only using the rules to benefit themselves! Some are making up fake rules as stated in this thread.

I guess the rules that admins made are very bRULEtal.