George member

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Ily dad

You just leaked your age buddy, get ready for being abuse reported by yourself: (Click to View)

You said dad so Dora is male.
Dora has stated the his age is 12.
Males start producing sperm at age 11 on average.
BUT we all know dora has a young sounding voice.
This suggests that he probably will hit puberty age 13+
So lets take that 13 age.
If he impregnated your mother (Ill suggest SpAdes is your mother), as soon as he hit puberty, then.
12-13 = -1. But 9 months pregnancy so -1 - 0.9 = -1.9


BUT if Dora is a dad of a -1.9 year old this comes with a lot of responsibilty so: Dora is the most responsible person on invex and thus should be admen.
How many people could care for a baby that isnt even a fetus, but a concept yeah now we can see how much more responsible than Forgotten so he should be hed admen.

NOW if we go further if spades and dora had a baby in one year, than spades is an interdimentional time wizard pedophile.
What does this sound like? 
Yeah spades is Rick Sanchez.
This means that George would be our dimensions morty.
He had a baby with dora to attone for neglecting Beth.
This explains why he has all those abuse reports, he has infinite time in infinite dimensions.



Ok so class what did we learn today?
George is a -1.9 year old morty whose father is Dora in a years time and mother is spades. This spades is far darker than the abuse report police that we know him to be, he is an interdimentional time wizard pedophile. 


EDIT: Just realized this would make invex the citadel and rick a transvestite 

this is what u do with spare tine?