[TUTORIAL] bolarpear's intricate blitzcrank mindset guide

[polarbear]

the crunk

Since blitzcrank is already the top five support in the world right now, id thought that its time to release the secret and dark secrets of a true blitz main
Hi, my names polarbear and im your dominant 78% low silver win rate blitzcrank main (uhh 400+game) and id like to mentor you today about the 'blitzcrank mindset'

What is the blitzcrank mindset?

Well my pupil the blitzcrank mindset exists in many ways, but its prominent in two forms.

1.
"victory in scabbard of the sword"

This very quote explains that you dont have to be a high functioning sex offender in lane and whipping your massive weenie into e-girl supports in lane every 12 seconds and at the cost of 100 mana to be dominant figure in the lane.
Where blitzcrank truly shines is in his presence in lane and how he controls the essence of f  e  a  r.

i dont find this playstyle very appealing to me bc i like doing dumb shit in lane that gets my adc killed but hey what ever works, works amiright.

2.
"blitzcrank has his powerspike every 5 minutes"
fucking
What i love about blitz; is his stupidity.
9/10 if your adc isnt half brainded you can get first blood on a squishy supp level one like sona or lux.
flash hooking, and hooking in general is what blitz's kit is revolved around.
So it makes sense if that you want to be as efficient as possible.
you have to hook at 4.5 hooks per minute at level 1-3 otherwise you're a fucking pussy and useless.
so yeah

3.
just tilt your enemy
nothing is more cancer than having your midlane camped by a fucking robocop spamming his mastery 7 emote when he hooks you into the enemy for first blood.
nothing is more tilting than spamming "smh (insert champion) mains".
just tilt filthy champion mains and camp other lanes than your own, and i GUARANTEE you
that they will play so far back into their tower that you have so much pressure mid.

just build

and take 

and


and remember keep a total average of 4.5 hooks per minute otherwise you're fucking trolling and useless.
i will release the full b l i t z guide if people want the wisdom of the god himself but yeh hfgl