Corrupt A Wish

[Ownaj]

Some people on Invex played WoW but then they all quit after a day leaving you forever alone

I wish that I could 1 tap better than Gutter

You can 1tap better than me, but you don't have a keyboard.

I wish to be literally Hitler.

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oh I was too late uhh

you have a Razor keyboard, but you aren't edgy enough for it and you slit your throat with it by accident

You wish to be literally hutler but you're already hitler and are about to kill yourself.
I wish that i had a penis bigger than an inch