Número Uno

[TNK]

1. Get more curry with @"CorbinH"

You call up CorbinHD and go grab some curry then you find a hot teacher you...

1. go smash her

2. find a kid to put in van

[Byte]

You decide to smash the hot teacher but die due to internal bleeding midway.
You go out in style.

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NEW STORY:
Sir Lagalot is polishing his Top 10 trophies at his trophy cabinet in his house when he suddenly notices a dark gloomy figure in the very next room.
He is the only one home and has top notch security.

1. Ignore the intruder for now while remaining alert
2. Shout out "Hey! I know you are there" to force the intruder to show themselves

[Forgotten]

2. Shout out to him and force him to come out.
The mysterious figure comes out of the dark......

(Click to View)

Its Riggsy (BANNED)!

He's come to steal Sir Lagalots trophies once again and whips out his polished AWP, you either..

1. Fight back with your AWP | God Slayer (blutack edition)
2. Surf your way out of your house using your hidden surf course.

[Sir Lagalot]

You surf your way out of your house using your hidden surf course, not scared that Riggsy (BANNED) will follow because he can't surf for shit lol. Now, standing outside your house, you see a pair of yellow eyes in the bushes. You feel your pockets and realise that the only thing you have on you is a pack of Blu Tack. You crouch down and pick up a relatively large rock but when you stand up again you can no longer see the mysterious animal in the bushes. Deciding that you must have just been seeing things you disregard the many questions that are now filling your head. Now placing the rock into your pocket you think what to do next.

1. You realise that Riggsy (BANNED) could be injected and decide it be best to make a run for it, with full intention to hunt down and take revenge on Riggsy (BANNED) when you are sufficiently armed.
2. Furious that Riggsy (BANNED) even dared to show his face in this part of town you clench your fists with anger and start making your way back inside your house.

[Byte]

You are furious that Riggsy (BANNED) even dared to show his face in this part of town so you clench your fists with anger and start making your way back inside your house.
You enter the nearby elevator at gate #23 and head to the trophy cabinet floor (floor 28, coinciding with the number of trophies you have, yes moving is a pain every month).
Upon arrival you gasp because 7 of your 28 trophies have been stolen by Riggsy (BANNED)!

The stolen goods include:

• April 2016 Combat Surf Rank 1
  
• July 2016 1v1 Rank 2
  
• July 2016 Combat Surf Rank 1
  
• August 2016 Combat Surf Rank 1
  
• December 2016 1v1 Rank 2
  
• February 2017 Combat Surf Rank 1
  
• March 2017 Combat Surf Rank 1
  

An estimated valuation of $2.6 million AUD stolen.

Options:
1. Furious you decide to investigate the crime scene and track down Riggsy (BANNED). Fortunately he seems to have dropped a ESP hack kit he forgot to pick up before he left.
2. You decide to let it go and begin moving your trophy cabinet floor from floor 28 to floor 21 (as you just lost 7 trophies)

[PoosKi]

Furiously you decide to investigate the scene, You put on the ESP hack kit and begin searching for clues... You notice that Riggsy (BANNED) left behind a lot of trails and footprints of his path.

Options:
1. Go to the police with your evidence for them to track him down.
2. You follow the tracks yourself.

[RushR (LIMITED)]

Furiously you decide to investigate the scene, You put on the ESP hack kit and begin searching for clues... You notice that Riggsy (BANNED) left behind a lot of trails and footprints of his path.

Options:
1. Go to the police with your evidence for them to track him down.
2. You follow the tracks yourself.

Option 2.

You follow the tracks yourself and suddenly realise that all these fgts talkin shit about riggsy for no reason...

Option 1. Stop talking shit or get hit
Option 2. Tie the noose, no recall

[RigZ (BANNED)]

fuckin niggers Sir Lagalot Byte except rushr <3 RushR (LIMITED)

[RushR (LIMITED)]

fuckin niggers Sir Lagalot Byte except rushr <3 RushR (LIMITED)

hehe QT RigZ (BANNED)

[RigZ (BANNED)]

fuckin niggers Sir Lagalot Byte except rushr <3 RushR (LIMITED)

hehe QT RigZ (BANNED)

Ye boi