Spy Pal's Pro Rebeller Guide And Capitilising Every Letter Of Every Word To Trigger Y

[asriel]

Hey guys, my name is Asriel and I've had been nominated for Pro Rebeller 8 times in a year and haven't got my reward so I am telling you how to rebel professionally and like Asriel

• Step 1. Find a way to get out of cells
  
• Step 2. Yell can I come back but proceed to run away 
  
• Step 2.5 If killed spam admin chat with someone freekilled you and that's one less CT to lr
  
• Step 3. Go to armoury and find a gun or look for a secret that has guns
  
• Step 4. Aim at a CT's head because more dmg
  
• Step 5. Proceed to miss like n8 in comp match
  
• Step 6. Finally hit him after 3 mags
  
• Step 7. Finally die and blame hit box
  
• Step 8. Join Invex 1V1
  
• Step 9. Ask Lew for advice
  
• Step 10. Realise I wasted 1 minute of your life
  

[n8]

i love step 5, +1. cyka cyka cka!

[asriel]

Blyat :^) n8

[Riggsy (BANNED)]

Steps too confusing. Got my dick stuck in ceiling fan.

[asriel]

Steps too confusing. Got my dick stuck in ceiling fan.

That's unusual did you do step 5 properly?

[Riggsy (BANNED)]

Yeah... Razor tought me how to aim

[n8]

Steps too confusing. Got my dick stuck in ceiling fan.

That's unusual did you do step 5 properly?

:^)

[Razor]

Confusing tbh I accidentally fucked my cat and then put a shotgun up it's ass and used it as a silencer. help plez

[asriel]

Yeah... Razor tought me how to aim

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n8
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roasted lmao n8

[n8]

Confusing tbh I accidentally fucked my cat and then put a shotgun up it's ass and used it as a silencer. help plez

jesus christ