Rap Battle Thread #3

[Byte]

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up.

RULES:

• 4 lines or 8 lines bars ONLY.
  
• Diss the person above you.
  
• Bonus points if you use something they said in the last post.
  
• Drop mad bars! (but follow all forum rules).
  

Also get the Forum Game Participant  award for participating.

[Kofe]

i tried

im about to set ignite,
to my friend byte, is that alright?
just want to know is your mum still tight?
you know from like fortnight

this is going to be a cockfight.
im sorry invex, but im gonna take flight,
This rap thread, if you misread,
Its a rap, if you cant handle it
Go take a nap,

Im going to stay on this thread for a while, fire at me boys!!

[Razor]

Hey Kofe you think you're good get it out of your head
Just one more fuckin' line, push me pussy and you're on your deathbed
I dare you to push it all I wanna do is pull that trigger
You're makin' yourself a hole and it keeps gettin' bigger
You should really get a job as a gravedigger
You see my raps, they're purely artistic
And then people look at yours and see purely autistic
Go take a nap? I do that when I see your raps

Topkek rap 2016

[stu]

Hey Razor I want to make this clear,
Your face looks like my rear.
I tried to be nice, I tried to be cool,
But I can't take you seriously when you're a complete tool.

The reason why that hole is getting bigger,
is because I'm stretching it out like what I'm going to do to your ass, wigger.
You really think your superior,
but the truth is, your just my posterior.

P.S All Banter Don't take any offence of what I say

[Jake]

@Pepedoge you are ugly as shit and look like a faggot
Realise this an go back to your pit you maggot
You think you can meme? You are meme
You think you're good but you get carried by your team


Ik its shit

[stu]

Jake First of all, I mainly top frag.
Where it's the opposite for you, you fag.
Listen to me, You sound autistic, You look horrific.
I Hope you agree that Your bars are simplistic, where mine is simply Artistic.

P.S All Banter, Don't take any offence of what I say

[aru]

@PepeDoge you little squeaky ass boy tryna step up to me?
You can't, you're a lame ass wanna be
Raps so weak compared to the master
tryna rap with me is like playin with fire

^ :^)

[jynxx]

@"TheZyster" thinks he's all Tuff
Dissing people is all he does
"Tyrna rap with me is like fire"
The smoke goes up your throat and kills you

[stu]

@"TheZyster" I thought you were meant to Verse me.
Not that silly wanna-be.
First of all master and fire do not rhyme.
Your English is horrific, seriously you are wasting your time.

You can't really call someone a squeaker when you are one yourself.
Because you sound and look like an Elf.
I'm destroying you with ease.
So please, don't rap again you wease.

P.S All Banter Don't take any offence of what I say

[Seth]

@pepedoge,
you think you can spit bars?
you probably still get around in your parents cars,
your a joke, lacking potential,
it is esential,
that you keep your sexuality confidential,
either stop fucking rapping,
or fix up your dabbing
or maybe even go back to crabbing

*drops the mic and walks away*


not real abuse, just banter c;;