Rap Battle Thread #5

[PhoeniX]

I knew someone was going to bring that up :<<<

Squidward i thought we were anal buddies ;'(

[Squidward]

I knew someone was going to bring that up :<<<

Squidward i thought we were anal buddies ;'(

dw we are we are, i'm only did it for award

cheeky

[Byte]

Poor little Squidward, trying to rhyme with the best,
Before that try to grow some hair on your chest,
Little bitch, you don't phase me, you're nothing,
Beating you was easier than eating a Muffin

[Squidward]

Byte Byte Byte you gotta learn how to flow
but before you do that, sort out the bugs, you're a little slow
we wait and wait hoping they'll disappear
but it's never gonna happen, you just sit on your ass drinking beer

[RushR (LIMITED)]

Oi Squidward

Think you so cool roastin my boy pheonix,
Careful you dumb cow, eatin too much grass'll fuck up your appendix.
Think your so cool with your fucken V.I.P,
Tbh, i felt pretty cool when i had ur girl bendin over suckin my d.
To all the other faggots out there that trynna roast me or my crew,
Blow your brains out so hard, cause of death won't even need a review.

[Squidward]

that didn't even make sense, you're just saying words cos they rhyme
i don't think i should bother roasting you, it's a waste of my time...
wait i forgot to ask, who even are you?
another person roasted, feels like deja vu

[Crona]

roast mi

[Razor]

Crona you asked for the best let me put you up to the test
My name's Razor cause I'll cut you so fast that when your blood spills it'll still be blue
Blue like your balls have you ever seen a girl in real life?
I'll cut you vertically because sideways is for attention
I will always be the best I hope this was addressed
Oh it wasn't? I was just hoping you knew what your fate would come to
I ain't a butter knife I'm razor sharp I'll cut right through you and send you to the afterlife
And hopefully next time people will learn from their mistakes and use some birth prevention

[Crona]

Razor you think your sharp? na your blunt as your 2 inch dick
This ain't no game I ain't some dumbass hick
Your the best? We're not talking about who's the biggest bitch
Only need 4 lines to roast your ass so don't blame me if you end up in a ditch

[stu]

Crona you talk about how Razor's dick is 2 inches, but what about yours?
I've been told by @"Valence" that your dick is 1 inch, you know the guy that's riding dick for admin thinking he's so cool.
Please understand that I can't stand all the shit you've been handing out while I've been opening doors.
Your signature pretty much explains how much of a fucking low life you are, fucking weeaboo tool.
Crona Please acknowledge that I'll take a fraction of a second to factor in the fact that you're a fag at this.
So can you clear the plaque from your ears and recognize that Pepe's not a slack at it.