Número Uno

[TNK]

You attempt to shoot at him you miss he still doesn't see you cause hes dumb as fuck
You realise hes blind so you walk up the stairs and use your new knife you unboxed (★ M9 Bayonet | Lore)

Options:

1. You say "Friends"

2. You kill him and take his AWP | Dragon Lore

[Razor]

You kill him and take his AWP | Dragon Lore
If you're going to survive this years purge you're gonna have to go back to your old ways of killing people, you slit his jugular and he bleeds to death within seconds. Shortly after you hear gunfire to your left and see a man at your car with a Desert Eagle | Blaze. You are lucky he missed his first shot but you don't have much you can do other than fight.

Options:

1. Attempt to shoot him with the AWP | Dragon Lore
2. Shoot everywhere but him with your silver 1 m16 aim.

[TNK]

You use your AWP | Dragon lore you 360 noscope him you legged him for 99...

Options:

1. You attempt to throw knife.

2. You attempt to silver 1 your way out of it

[Forgotten]

You attempt to silver 1 and you die. Ching Chong Wong tong you die by an Asian criminal (Andi).

New story:
You are in a strip joint and you see Hello World having an affair with Luke.

1. Ask him what the fuck is goin on
2. You shoot Rem

[TNK]

Ask him what the fuck is goin on
You ask him what the fuck is happening and he asks if you wanna join in. It turns into a threeway. Byte walks in and shoots you all, you all die.

New Story:
You are walking downtown you see a kid

Options:

1. You grab the kid and put him in the van and drive off

2. Leave him and keep walking downtown to the Curry Shop and meet with @"CorbinH"

[Razor]

You grab the kid and put him in the van and drive off
You don't know why you grabbed the kid but you ask if he has any CS:GO skins you can have, he says no. You decide to meet up with @corbinh at the curry shop and buy the kid curry, he hates it.

Options:

1. Tell him if he doesn't eat it all he's gonna have to deal with @corbinh
2. Accept that fact that he doesn't like curry.

[Forgotten]

1. Tell him if he doesn't ... etc
He refuses so you beat the shit out of him to death. You start having sex with a homeless man because why not.

1. You decide to overdose on heroin
2. Continue having sex

[Razor]

Continue having sex
At the point that you climax you scream out my name jeff ( Andi Forgotten) and you decide it's time to get another kid. You find a small black kid that probably has lots of stolen CS:GO skins and you put him in your van.

Options:

1. Take his CS:GO skins
2. Ask him if he wants sum fuk.

[Forgotten]

2. Ask him if he wants some fuk
He doesn't but you rape him anyways, you die from exhaustion.

New story: you're about to fall off a building, you..
1. Try to regain balance.
2. Grab an overhead bar

[Razor]

Grab an overhead bar
You try to grab an overhead bar, you're heavier than ev0 so it breaks and you fall to your death.

New story:

You're a crazed serial killer looking for another target, the police know about you but don't yet know your identity. You find a girl around 15-17 she looks like a good target

Options:

1. Find another target
2. Forcefully throw her into the back of your car.