Número Uno

[TNK]

Throw the bitch in the car and make your give suk suk


Option:

1. Make her give you longer suk suk

2. nek her

[Razor]

Make her give you longer suk suk
As she sucks your 2 inch dick the police drive past and see you. You get charged for rape and have to serve a 1 year sentence with no parole, the police never find out about the killings, your first day in jail a gang of 7 start giving you a hard time and tell you that you are going to die tomorrow.

Options:

1. Make a shank out of a toothbrush
2. Try to escape jb_lego_jail_2k17

[lank]

You try to escape jb_lego_jail_2k17
on the way you find a Stat Trak P2000 | Oceanfoam you then jetpack onto of maincells and spin2win and you kill all the guards and the gang of 7, you then get permanently banned from all official Invex Life servers.

You find doggo on ground, doggo is injured.

Options:

1. you help doggo and doggo is loyal pet.

2. you dont help doggo and you get 2 years of bad luck.

[Razor]

You dont help doggo and you get 2 years of bad luck.
You die somehow from the bad luck.

New story:
You're an ex-marine watching youtube and you find a video labelled "we are number one but every time it says one its actually a portal back to the purge story from earlier."

Options:

1. Watch the video.
2. Go to bed and lay off the drugs.

[TNK]

"The EX-Marine that had once died, wait a minute... who are you? I'm ONE" (Youtube video)
The EX-Marine is back and standing he picks up the AWP | Dragon Lore and goes for the 360 noscope it hits him hes dead.

Options:

1. Go Loot the body

2. "Fuck it" go down the slide for some banta

[Razor]

"Fuck it" go down the slide for some banta
You slide down the slide and there's a razorblade stuck to the slide with chewing gum, you get castrated unintentionally. You decide to go loot the body and get all of his skins and add them to your inventory l0l scammed. You're bleeding severely but with all those gun shots some attention may be brought your way.

Options:

1. Attempt to bandage yourself.
2. "Fuck it" and drive to the nearby KFC ( ev0)

[Andi]

2. "Fuck it" and drive to the nearby KFC ( ev0)
Met ev0 there, eat lots of chicken get fat and laid ev0 in the storage room.

Option:
1. Give ev0 the dlore so he can snipe all the chickens.
2. Fidget spinner the chickens.

[RushR (LIMITED)]

Option 2, Fidget spinner all the chickens.

Whips out his chrome fidget spinner, tickles his ballsack with it, then makes nuggets outta the chickes.

Options:
1. Have sex with the remaining chickens.
2. Call over all of your buddies to make a porno with the remaining chickens

[asriel]

2. Call over all of your buddies to make etc.

You say ' Can't dog the boys ' and later you die of salmonella.

New Story: You're a new recruit for the Avengers and you have to decide on what superhero you would rather be and you're in manhattan helping the people of your city.

Options:

1. Become the spiderman and continue your adventure as a 15 year old teenager in becoming a hero

2. Become the thor and unravel the tale of the infamous thor

[RushR (LIMITED)]

2. Call over all of your buddies to make etc.

You say ' Can't dog the boys ' and later you die of salmonella.

New Story: You're a new recruit for the Avengers and you have to decide on what superhero you would rather be and you're in manhattan helping the people of your city.

Options:

1. Become the spiderman and continue your adventure as a 15 year old teenager in becoming a hero

2. Become the thor and unravel the tale of the infamous thor

Option 2.

Become Thor, the man with the massive hammer. His porn industry grows to the size of his hammer.