Número Uno

[Byte]

Option 2.

Become Thor, the man with the massive hammer. His porn industry grows to the size of his hammer.

Nice options.

You become Thor and wander the city streets looking for trouble.

In the distance you hear a woman faintly screaming. At the same time, you see a man getting mugged in a nearby alleyway by some thugs.

Options:
1. You run towards the screaming woman.
2. You help the man getting mugged.

[asriel]

You help the man getting mugged and knocked out the thugs, one of the thug's eyes glow and says ' I've been waiting for you son of Odin, Asgard is in trouble it would be destroyed if you dont return ' you get a call from Iron man ordering you to go back to the Avengers HQ

1. Go to Asgard

2. Listen to Iron man and return to HQ

[RushR (LIMITED)]

You help the man getting mugged and knocked out the thugs, one of the thug's eyes glow and says ' I've been waiting for you son of Odin, Asgard is in trouble it would be destroyed if you dont return ' you get a call from Iron man ordering you to go back to the Avengers HQ

1. Go to Asgard

2. Listen to Iron man and return to HQ

Option 2.

Go to Iron Dick HQ to invest in crafted condoms to make your dick as hard as iron.

Option 1. Get bored and play with ya hammer.
Option 2. Look at your hot assistant, whip out ya hammer and say "Lemme smash".

[TNK]

You get bored so you start playing with your hammer then you go outside with your hot assistant..
(Where do you go?)

Options:

1. Go to the Curry shop with ya boi @"CorbinH"

2. Go to the Water Park with your hot assistant.

[PhoeniX]

2. Go to the water park with your hot assistant


Options:

1. You get really horny and wanna have fun with your assistant
2. Get bored of the water park and decide to get some curry with @CorbinH

[Corbin H]

omfg stop with the curry

[TNK]

You go get some curry with @"CorbinH" then your hot assistant wanted to go somewhere else..
(Where do you go?)


Options:

1. Go to your house and smash her.

2. Go to Corbins slave chamber

[Byte]

You go to your house and smash her (literally).
After carefully hiding the body and all evidence, you get a call from @CorbinH saying he still wants some curry.

Options:
1. Go back to the curry shop with @CorbinH
2. Double check you took care of the evidence so it doesn't Byte you in the ass later.

[Forgotten]

2. Double check you took care of the evidence.

After double checking the evidence, the door busts open and a squad of swat members come and shoot at you, you quickly combat roll behind a refrigerator, you...

1. Shoot back, hoping to kill them.
2. Make a run for the side door which is on the other side of the room.

[Mcnessyj]

2. Make a run for the side door which is on the other side of the room.

You make a run for the door and get filled with lead, but manage to escape. In your dying moments you...

1. Get more curry with @"CorbinH"
2. Go to the hospital