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What are you best (or worst) one liner jokes?
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Title says it all. Can be any type of joke.
I used to piss my pants when i would stand up in front of my 3rd grade class... It costed me my teaching career. I tried to give myself a sex change, but i couldn't quite pull it off... 
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23-03-2016/07:18 AM
My bed is called the pussy magnet...
. . . . . . Because It's where I go to cry Roses or Daises? (she replies) Okay thankyou! now I know what to put on your casket when I murder that pussy You're doing great! I believe in you.
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23-03-2016/09:48 AM
hey it geg
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23-03-2016/10:58 AM
Do you wanna come for a ride?
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23-03-2016/03:50 PM
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23-03-2016/06:46 PM
They say it takes less muscles to smile than it does to frown, but it takes even less to leave your face an expressionless mask because your dead inside.
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