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Hey fetuses! CHEF for another god-like suggestion.
This may sound really dumb at first, but I've got a killer idea that will most definitely improve the surf server and create an influx of players from another game type.
What game type is that you may be wondering...
Bhop of course!

For a while now there has been talk of Invex getting into a new server, and it has been highly requested for the server to be a bhop one.
I can actually see the appeal in this considering that most people on this server have no motor skills since they're underdeveloped and haven't started going through puberty yet, so holding spacebar doesn't require too much concentration or intelligence.
However this has been shut down every time because there are too many bhop servers in OCE already, so it doesn't make sense to create another one and there's no VIP money from bhop.

But what if I told you that Invex actually already has a bhop server!
"Sir Cheffery, I believe you're mistaken, or I already would've paid $200 for head admin by now!"
I know, I know, Mum has to keep her credit card in a safe now (but you know the code anyway) and I may have told a little lie, because while it isn't exactly a bhop server, surf may as well be because of this one map

surf_bigloop_go_r3!
I honestly think this is the best bhop combat map ever created, but I think that it needs some changes to bring in a new demographic to Infantvex

To really make it the bhop map it really is, there needs to be a couple of structural changes to the map, specifically:

The surf ramps on the sides need to be deleted so it becomes purely bhop, none of this surfing crap
Delete the spawns, have everyone spawn in random places on the map or drop in from the sky
Just have the cylinder in the middle be a speed boost and when you get to the top have an AWP there.

These changes will unleash the true potential of the map make it go a lot faster

I can already hear the high-pitched cries "B-b-b-but Sir Cheffery, how does this bring in new players?!?!"
Which bring me to my next suggestion for the map, a much needed name change from surf_bigloop_go_r3 to...

bhop_bigloop_invex

With the new changes and altered playstyle of the map in the future (and even now) this map is not really a surf map, so it's fitting to change the name so it says bhop
This will also help with the new demographic, as when searching for a bhop server in the map filter of the community server browser. How?
They'll see a map they've never seen before, join, play a couple of maps and before you know it we'll have a couple more PaidminsTM

We'll chuck in the old invex tag so we know it's unique to our server(fuck off kayzeegay this is my idea)

And I'm also choosing to remove the r3 from the end because it might seem kind of pointless. You're probably wondering why it's even there, aren't you, little naive Invexian. Well, I finally have the answer.
For reasons I cannot explain other than brain damage or mental illness, people actually nominate and then vote for this map. Pretty crazy right?
I figured out the r3 actually means that the map gets voted in after 3 maps because of the map cooldown.
Byte, looking at the statistics. scratching his head and wondering "what the fuck is wrong with these dumb kids?" And then he remembered "eh, whatever they give me money." So he quickly changed the name of the map and got back to making veteran mugs.

Which brings me to my final suggestion, which is a complete rehaul of the rtv system so that when bigloop is finally off the 3 map cooldown and rtv comes up, it is the only option that's on the menu, because it'll get voted in anyway so it doesn't matter if it might as well be the only map there for convenience sake.

Thanks for reading, and for making it this far you get rewarded with a free VIP giveaway at this thread

Regards,
Sir CHEFFERY