Hey fetuses! CHEF for another god-like suggestion.
This may sound really dumb at first, but I've got a killer idea that will most definitely improve the surf server and create an influx of players from another game type.
What game type is that you may be wondering...
Bhop of course!
For a while now there has been talk of Invex getting into a new server, and it has been highly requested for the server to be a bhop one.
I can actually see the appeal in this considering that most people on this server have no motor skills since they're underdeveloped and haven't started going through puberty yet, so holding spacebar doesn't require too much concentration or intelligence.
However this has been shut down every time because there are too many bhop servers in OCE already, so it doesn't make sense to create another one and there's no VIP money from bhop.
But what if I told you that Invex actually already has a bhop server!
"Sir Cheffery, I believe you're mistaken, or I already would've paid $200 for head admin by now!"
I know, I know, Mum has to keep her credit card in a safe now (but you know the code anyway) and I may have told a little lie, because while it isn't exactly a bhop server, surf may as well be because of this one map
surf_bigloop_go_r3!
I honestly think this is the best bhop combat map ever created, but I think that it needs some changes to bring in a new demographic to Infantvex
To really make it the bhop map it really is, there needs to be a couple of structural changes to the map, specifically:
The surf ramps on the sides need to be deleted so it becomes purely bhop, none of this surfing crap
Delete the spawns, have everyone spawn in random places on the map or drop in from the sky
Just have the cylinder in the middle be a speed boost and when you get to the top have an AWP there.
These changes will unleash the true potential of the map make it go a lot faster
I can already hear the high-pitched cries "B-b-b-but Sir Cheffery, how does this bring in new players?!?!"
Which bring me to my next suggestion for the map, a much needed name change from surf_bigloop_go_r3 to...
bhop_bigloop_invex
With the new changes and altered playstyle of the map in the future (and even now) this map is not really a surf map, so it's fitting to change the name so it says bhop
This will also help with the new demographic, as when searching for a bhop server in the map filter of the community server browser. How?
They'll see a map they've never seen before, join, play a couple of maps and before you know it we'll have a couple more PaidminsTM
We'll chuck in the old invex tag so we know it's unique to our server(fuck off kayzeegay this is my idea)
And I'm also choosing to remove the r3 from the end because it might seem kind of pointless. You're probably wondering why it's even there, aren't you, little naive Invexian. Well, I finally have the answer.
For reasons I cannot explain other than brain damage or mental illness, people actually nominate and then vote for this map. Pretty crazy right?
I figured out the r3 actually means that the map gets voted in after 3 maps because of the map cooldown.
Byte, looking at the statistics. scratching his head and wondering "what the fuck is wrong with these dumb kids?" And then he remembered "eh, whatever they give me money." So he quickly changed the name of the map and got back to making veteran mugs.
Which brings me to my final suggestion, which is a complete rehaul of the rtv system so that when bigloop is finally off the 3 map cooldown and rtv comes up, it is the only option that's on the menu, because it'll get voted in anyway so it doesn't matter if it might as well be the only map there for convenience sake.
This plugin gave any player 1 taser on a 10 second cooldown if they used !taser
It also had a secret command to give admins a taser whenever using the secret command !z1
If you believe the taser command should still be a thing, discuss it here letting us know the best way to implement it and a new plugin will be made for it.
I don't know why but i got a ct perm ban for simply accidentally killing two T's. now I know I fucked up and was going to slay for it but then Magikarp perm ban me. I know that Magikarp despises me. but like fuck bro no wonder I called him a mexican slut after it. anyway i would like to be unbanned I will try my best not to let this happen again.
So it was a hide and seek day and Alicia shot and killed a t that shot at her but then went on and shot all the other t’s that had not shot at the ct's and were just hiding including me
Basically starts using fake lag (looks like 1000 ping and is on 30) and so @"pepedoge." bans him for the 1440 and needs to be upped to perm. Jared Fraser Got it recorded in shadow play and should put it up.
