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dude stop. you're easy.

Do you guys like this picture of my cats?
http://puu.sh/k0Hki.jpg

[b] (First name or online alias):tsigy
[b] Age: 14
[b]Link to introduction thread (optional):
[b]Steam ID (if not attached to forum account): STEAM_0:1:118427919
[b]Steam Profile Link:http://steamcommunity.com/id/Tsigy/
[b]How long have you been playing on Invex Gaming Servers:I've been playing for 3 months
[b]Why would you like to join Invex Gaming:Invex was the first ever server I have played on, I have made new friends and had some great times. I would like to help out the community and help out the new comers on the server.
[b]Have you been banned (on our/other servers):I have not been band from any other servers
[b]Any other notes:I would love to be a clan member

Current Steam Name: calamity the kid who ate a kebab

Age: 20

Do you meet all admin application requirements (40 hours on severs/10 posts on forums/etc): yes I have spent a lot of my life playing invexgaming.com.au servers

Have you thoroughly read the server rules for the server you are applying for admin on? [Surf or Jailbreak] yes

Have you donated to the server? no

Name at least one current server administrator/global administrator/staff member who has recommended you to apply? byte and hello world

Why do you want to be an admin on Invex Gaming?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4txVqr1eNwc

i think i would be a very good addition to the invex team, as I am a big fan of george the dragon and many admins here. I also would like free vip, thanks.

as a runner up to the legendary invexgaming.com.au giveaway, i believe i have the passion and desire to help invex be cooler

the video i linked above summarises what i will add to the invex gaming server.
also i have artistic skils which may come in handy in future situations

Name Dustmitefecex :
Age: 16
Link to introduction thread (optional): https://www.invexgaming.com.au/showthread.php?tid=989
Steam ID (if not attached to forum account): STEAM_0:1:37641174
Steam Profile Link: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198035548077/
How long have you been playing on Invex Gaming Servers: 2 Weeks Ago. But I have a thousand hours on JB in Source.
Why would you like to join Invex Gaming: I've been in many communities and I know a good community when I see one.  
Have you been banned (on our/other servers): No
Any other notes: I have a few thousand hours experience admining source games. (Jailbreak, source. And Garry's mod Dark RP.) I can also video and photo edit. I'd also like to let you know I'd have every intention of getting a staff rank eventually (If you like me of course <3) I know a few of you guys are weebs here so I'll link my mal account as well. Judge me by my anime taste. http://myanimelist.net/profile/Gobblegobble  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Edit: Forgot to put how long I've been playing.

Post a reply and an admin will edit this post with the good jokes.

You can bring up this thread in the JB server by typing !jokes


GENERAL JOKES

How many silvers does it take to change lightbulb?
None, they can't even climb the ladder.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch?
Names.

2 fishes are in a tank. One asks the other how do I drive this thing

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them

When warden says "Tell me a joke...", you say:
- You wandering skills.
- The CT team
- Your life
- This round

What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.

Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican?
They steal all the green cards.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?
Jail break.

I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet
I don't know Y.

You know, if I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are really good at it.

What’s the difference between you and eggs?
Eggs get laid.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.

Whats red and bad for your teeth?
A brick

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool so I gave him a glass of water.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.

I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.



INVEX COMMUNITY JOKES

What is the difference between my mum and brandonn?
My mum isn't easy.

What is the difference between [wardens name] and a vaccum cleaner?
Nothing, they both suck.

What is the difference between Killzone Gaming and the CTRL C+V keys?
Nothing, they both do the same thing.

I come on here thinking this is a normal community and everyone has fucking ponies as their avatars but fuck what do I care.

My name is Dustmitefeces and I've been playing on the jailbreak blah blah blah...

I can create and edit videos well and am pretty decent at photoshop and would be glad to help if need be.

Peace