Pick up lines

[Saanta]

Ok bois, these are the best cheesy pickup lines i could find or think of so good luck picking up the girl, unless your Ownaj




1-You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall.... is in love with me

2-Do you have a name, Or can i call you mine?

3-Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u

4-Can I tie your shoe?, Because i don't want you falling for anyone else

5-Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you

6-I'm learning about important dates in history, Wanna become one of them?

7-I need some answers for my maths homework, Quick what's your number?

8-I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending

9-Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces

10-There's a big sale in my bedroom right now, Clothes are 100% off!

11-If a fat man puts you in a sack, don't worry I told Santa i wanted you for christmas

12-Crap. Something is wrong with my phone. {Oh really. Whats is that?} It's just that.... your number isn't in it.

13-I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's, i'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it

14-I hope you know CPR, Because you took my breath away

15-Do you have a map, Because i keep getting lost in your eyes

16-Is your dad an art thief?, Because your a master piece

17-Hey baby, Are you a broom?, Because you just swept me off my feet

18-Do I know you, Because you look like my next Girlfriend

19-If I could rearrange the alphabet i would put U and I together

20-Your lips look lonely, Would they like to meet mine?

Ok thank you for looking through this thread and hope one of these get you laid or at least a quickie. Liek and Scrubscribe for more videos. If you like, You get a limited edition Rare pokemon inside my van. No jokes or scams

Saanta

[Forgotten]

I don't need these, I smash pussy anyways.

[collector]

lMAO Xd

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Forgotten Pussy? You Get pussy? You mean u have a cat?

[Forgotten]

lMAO Xd

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Forgotten Pussy? You Get pussy? You mean u have a cat?

No I was talking about your mother. @"The Collector"

[Saanta]

Shots fired!!!

[collector]

Forgotten My mother how about urs hers is already battle scared c;

[Saanta]

Forgotten  My mother how about urs hers is already battle scared c;

And you know this how? Did you use her battle-scarred?

[Forgotten]

Forgotten My mother how about urs hers is already battle scared c;

Least she's even used.
Get fucked xd @"The Collector"

[Saanta]

Forgotten  My mother how about urs hers is already battle scared c;

Least she's even used.
Get fucked xd @"The Collector"

Dam Collector is getting roasted and toasted

[collector]

Forgotten  My mother how about urs hers is already battle scared c;

Least she's even used.
Get fucked xd @"The Collector"

Im getting bullied Forgotten when u think the internet is a safe place