Rap Battle Thread #3

[Razor]

Yuri
what kind of name is that,
I also heard you're as blind as a bat
Think you can shut someone down
but imma but you back into brown town

Hahahhaha not racist at all

I'm sick of your lyrical nonsense you don't know when to quit
You're on my list Saanta and you're about to be ticked off
Here it is let me cross that off for you Saanta this is it
This is the end of your miserable fuckin' life, here it is there's about to be a standoff

[Razor]

Bumpity bumpo

[Molly]

Razor please stop rapping,
I went next door just to hear you start fapping
Your rap sounds like a piece of shit, with spit thrown in a pit and rotting
My rap is like a snake Bite, i bite you once and then your bloods clotting
My rap was mistaken for nation security bomb threats
Your rap sounds like domestic violence and you raping your pets to death.

[PoosKi]

Molly you are a girl, you can't say shit.
at least Razor has a rank & is dank.
you say you are old but you really arn't
just stfu and get roasted.

[Seth]

BUMP, HUMP, RUMP
@King, you wish you had some bling,
you vocals make sing,
with joy cause Ik how easy this will be,
See? I'm a natural rapper. Eaaaasssyyyyy

[stu]

Seth, suck a dick you dumb prick,
Go shit a brick,
I'm like Yoda, "My ass you shall lick!"
Your rhymes make me sick.

[MyCookedNugget]

The way you speak you think you need to cuss to have a good rap
But in reality you just sound like MyCookedNugget after getting freekilled
You still respond to this thread even though you've already lost get over it you're crap
You're right I do think I am supreme I am the alpha I am skilled
But look at you, definition of a disappointment
No need to threaten you, you're already scared
I'll go ask your mother later, has she ever cared?
Your life looks pretty fucked up I'll be your therapist, come in at 9 I'll make you an appointment

 

[Razor]

The way you speak you think you need to cuss to have a good rap
But in reality you just sound like MyCookedNugget after getting freekilled
You still respond to this thread even though you've already lost get over it you're crap
You're right I do think I am supreme I am the alpha I am skilled
But look at you, definition of a disappointment
No need to threaten you, you're already scared
I'll go ask your mother later, has she ever cared?
Your life looks pretty fucked up I'll be your therapist, come in at 9 I'll make you an appointment

 

c:

[Byte]

i tried

im about to set ignite,
to my friend byte, is that alright?
just want to know is your mum still tight?
you know from like fortnight

this is going to be a cockfight.
im sorry invex, but im gonna take flight,
This rap thread, if you misread,
Its a rap, if you cant handle it
Go take a nap,

Im going to stay on this thread for a while, fire at me boys!!

Kofe 

(Byte voice)

Sorry for the late response my friend,
I took a while doing your mum in her rear end,
Was she good? Meh, I'll give her a 7/10,
Maybe ill visit her every now and again

I'M BYTE MOTHERFUCKER, didn't you get the private message,
Fuck with me and ill leave your entire existence in wreckage,
Like a god, like a messiah, my rhymes are straight fire,
Ill drain your reputation like a bloodsucking vampire,

(Mr Ghooley voice)

And in 100 years, the history books will say,
There lived a boy called Kofe, he was gay,
He was a fool,
He didn't go to school
He thought 2+2 equalled 8,
He looked up Bieber, started to masterbate,
I could go on but its time this rap battle came to an end,
PS when you play Jinx you always overextend,

Yo.
Mr Ghooley hehooha

[PoosKi]

i tried

im about to set ignite,
to my friend byte, is that alright?
just want to know is your mum still tight?
you know from like fortnight

this is going to be a cockfight.
im sorry invex, but im gonna take flight,
This rap thread, if you misread,
Its a rap, if you cant handle it
Go take a nap,

Im going to stay on this thread for a while, fire at me boys!!

Kofe 

(Byte voice)

Sorry for the late response my friend,
I took a while doing your mum in her rear end,
Was she good? Meh, I'll give her a 7/10,
Maybe ill visit her every now and again

I'M BYTE MOTHERFUCKER, didn't you get the private message,
Fuck with me and ill leave your entire existence in wreckage,
Like a god, like a messiah, my rhymes are straight fire,
Ill drain your reputation like a bloodsucking vampire,

(Mr Ghooley voice)

And in 100 years, the history books will say,
There lived a boy called Kofe, he was gay,
He was a fool,
He didn't go to school
He thought 2+2 equalled 8,
He looked up Bieber, started to masterbate,
I could go on but its time this rap battle came to an end,
PS when you play Jinx you always overextend,

Yo.
Mr Ghooley hehooha

Why you roast Razor you pussy, you know he would be so easy.
Your name is Byte why not go Byte on some of your own pussy.
Made an account called @"Mr Ghooley"  just because he was too pussy.
you can't do shit even brandonn does more, you think I'm a savage? Oh yes I am because I eat cabbage while fuckin your mum :?

Roasted?