this is a top tier shitpost

no ban pls

i like shitty memes and i hate my life

send nudes pls

I have a suggestion that in jailbreak there should be a tag called Nazi... You could probably guess why im suggesting this, Lots of Wardens allow their cts to be nazi and it would be a cool name tag to have. :3

There have been countless times where people pick the Jumping Contest in LR just to knife or shoot someone in the back to get out of doing LR. I propose that weapons should be dropped and cannot be picked up when doing Jumping Contest. It completely bypasses the meaning of Jumping Contest. 


- hiyasea

Heya!

It happened during the last two maps jb_coast & jb_peanuts.

We were playing 1 round on both maps of Croatian Virus Outbreak, and around 5:30 game time whilst infected are burning, the round just resets itself.

Witnesses: @"SneakyStovell" jynxx @"accel" and many others.

Should I apply for Combat Surf admin?
Positives:

• Very active on Forums
  
• Very active on Combat Surf
  
• Not afraid of criticism
  
• I have been here for 5 months
  
• No bans or warnings on Combat Surf
  
• I can guarantee at least an hour of play time every day
  

• 13 years of age though I think I am sufficiently responsible
  
• An annoying voice
  
• Don't have a recommendation as of yet
  

The total number of slots on Jailbreak has been increased from 30-32 to 40 in the recent server move.

hey guy, slyde here i just want somewhere to vent :/

So awhile ago, i owned a jailbreak server Called Rebel CSGO Jailbreak. We were the number two JB server in Australia. A lot of people helped me out like Hello World and Kittens. But then i met a person named buzz (owner of element). He was a admin on my server. He took my co-owner and half of my players. So i decided to keep the server up and his server started to lose players and come back to me. So, buzz got mad, and somehow hacked my dads paypal, nearly took over 5000 USD. ( i have screenshot proof) so when i told hello world about this, he talked to buzz and buzz lied to hello. So i kept telling the truth and buzz kept lying. After awhile hello didnt trust me anymore and unfriended me. Even then i kept going. but the thing that made me nearly quit was that they got my CP info somehow. They kept reinstalling my sever (factory resetting it pretty much) and even when i changed the password, they still got in. After awhile they stopped. And my server kept going strong. one day buzz contacted me saying that he wanted to merge together. so i agreed and we created DIVIDE. Everything was going well untill one day buzz contacted me and said that i was kicked out. It was his plan all from the start. He took the community I grew. Then I quit.

Welp thats my story.

P.s
Hello world did nothing wrong, he was a great friend and helped me out a lot in the beginning. I understand why he couldnt trust me.

This was over a fucking video game btw

If anyone is wondering, SG. 's signature is a chart on nutrition facts for semen, yes SEMEN, JIZZ, CUM. Ohhh the 2am banter <3

Name of offender: BOT_FRANK

Server (Surf Combat/Surf FFA DM/ Jailbreak/ FFA DM): 1v1

Steam ID [Find it here]: STEAM_1:0:166912183

Steam Profile Link: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198294090094

Date & Time: 1:35am 9/4/16

Map: am_nuke

Witnesses (if any): @"PhatKow" reported the hacker to me (ty)

Evidence:



Reason for abuse report: Permanently banned for aim hacks. really weird snaps that often resulted in headshots.

i dunno,

make 1

i could help